SANIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG

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Once upon a time I was a big Sanic fan. Sanic was like my fucking wife, I loved him for life and one day I would be able to rape him and have millions of humanoid babies if I meet him in real life. One day I was fapping my cock as cum splattered all over my big ass lips, when I realized a new Sanic game coming out called "Sanic the Cock Sucking Hedgehog and the adventure of Egg Man's Pussy Sack" and I was excited as fuck, and I picked my little master bating ass up and waddled over to my Macintush: Shitty Computer Edition, and looked up NEW SANIC GAMES" and it was fucking false as my dog's cock, and it was actually called "Sanic's Vagina Operation", in which Sanic has to take out Omy Rase's dick and turn it into a vagina like mess with blood and cum all over the place and is rated "Early Childhood". Critics said that is was the best Sanic game since Sanic Lobrof, Sanic 'O Sex, and Sanic Lost Virginity. I ordered a copy off of E-Gay, and it said in 2,000,000 years the game will arrive. In the mean time, I was drawing a picture about Sanic. Then 2 minutes later, the game arrived. The mailman gave it to me as I fucking pissed on his ugly ass face as I opened up the game and slammed it in my Nintendo Fuck System. The game said it was not available for purchase until 2,002,014 A.D., if it was possible. I threw a fuck fit and smashed my fucking TV. I later jumped out a window and ate all drugs and later comidded suicide. This was the picture I drew. Fuck the world.
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